malichiartblog:

I had to do one of these.

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foodtrucker:

foodtrucker:

what did the mom mountain say to the teenager mountain

“I don’t need that altitude from you!!”

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bedpole:

wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less

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arostine:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

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epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

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liverquiver:

that Always Infinity commercial that starts off with “girls don’t talk about pads”
dude what are you talking about i talk about pads all the time

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earthnation:

are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit

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teensophie-draws:

-Albert Einstein 

I Katherine’d cause of reasons. 

★Sophie

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lilikahoona:

I don’t actually want to come out as bisexual to people, I just want to get a girlfriend and be like oh yeah haha who this? Just a girl who I happen to be in a relationship with. Surpise, motherfuckers now I have a boyfriend. What will it be next? A dog? A chair? You just don’t know. 

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svveden:

how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information

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Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.

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